the blessed me

ok am frustrated ... like you won't be if you have been sneezing  for the past 3 hours and 35 mins and still have a running nose... and its absolutely normal , well some people are famous for weirdest things possible , Himesh Reshamiya's nose sings for him , mine sneezes for me and the only similarity is that both our noses do not demand an extra pay for the extra work they are doing for us(hah, thankfully)  ... I can sneeze for an entire day, and still stay alive, quite an achievement right?


While I was in school my friends D, S and J used to bid on how much I'd sneeze this time, yup am a sneezing champion.


and while at college dear friend N got really frustrated,
ME: haaaatcchh...
N:   Bless you
ME : haaa..aaa...tttccc..cchhhuuu...
N:   Bless you dear
ME: haaaa......aaaa.AAA..TTtt...ccCc..hhhhhHHh....
N :   wtf?!

from then on she just stopped blessing me, but dear God doesn't think her way, he keeps blessing me always, like ALWAYS!

I sneeze in the day

I sneeze on a may.

I sneeze when sun shines bright

I sneeze when there is no light.

summer, winter, autumn, spring,

I can sneeze while I swing.

cheese,butter and yam

I sneeze therefore I am.


what a frustrated soul, to write an ode for sneezing. Well, you know whats even more frustrating? the ones that exist around you, no...not the normal ones , but there exists few specimens who just live for commenting, suggesting and advising...

''oh, dear'' you need to see a doc...

well, honestly you think I'd visit a plumber x-(  , I do know that my nose acts a like stupid tap dripping with infinite phlegm , but,  trust me I do go to the doc ...

well, if allopathy doesn't work for you , then you gotto try homeopathy , there is this very good doc near my place and if you want I can fix an appointment and you see he is very busy comes only on tuesdays and thursdays(wonder what he does on the other 5days) and we generally wait in long queues for appointments and even then we get to meet him only after 9 in the night, you must consult, usually alternative medicines work well for extreme cases (:-/) like you -ALL this non-stop and with a very very serious and worried look on that dumb face. Ok now, STOP IT...

I have nothing against alternative medicines or whatever but am just so bored and frustrated hearing the same old suggestion for the nth time now.



It is annoying to you that I keep sneezing, or may be you are really worried about me that I  might collapse anytime, but very very honestly am even more annoyed, it gets too boring, irritating and frustrating to sneeze over and over again , and I just get so tired and there have been so so many days that went wasted because of this...

darned immune system and this place is SO polluted... and on top of it, my stupid nose, barely 1 inch long and half an inch wide (yeah, it is indeed SO small) but its not just extra but supersensitive, one foul odour, tiny peck of  dust , a mosquito coil in a land that is far far away and am finished, it starts with a blocked nose, then it runs and runs and runs...continuous... non-stop.


now do not even think of posting an advice on what-I-suggest-you or you-got-to-take-care or this and that...

I sneeze, therefore I am!

that is the BLESSED ME...