05 April, 2011

those 3 days

Cautionary warning: ladies matter, but yes you can peep in guys
 

You are PMSing if

--> You wake up in the morning to find you have not just 1 but some 2,3,4 and may be more of pimples .. yes… PIMPLES… those pinkish red eruptions on your face… making it look so phugly
-->You get irritated … even for the tiniest little thing that happens around you
*Calling bell rings- irritated
*Traffic- irritated
*Mom makes idlis for dinner-irritated 
-->Your standard reply for any question is – NO
-->You feel you have a bad hair day though you had washed it just a day before or on the same day, still you feel it’s a bad hair day
-->You feel liking fighting… and you do not need a reason
-->You stare, blankly at random things and people
-->anxiety becomes your middle name 
-->Your hands are on your cheeks or head, most of the time and when asked why, you say ‘Nothing’
-->You feel you have the worst problems and trauma in this whole wide world
-->You feel helpless, pathetic, cursed
-->You feel like swearing
-->You feel like shouting , swearing
-->You don’t feel like talking to anyone
-->You feel fat
-->You crave for food but end up eating nothing

If you are nodding your head after reading this or (for boys) if you have seen your girlfriend do all this, take this certification ‘you are a DRAMA QUEEN’, and you are NOT alone, cheers, I am one too


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